just when i think im going to jail..

I went to some seafood joint sonewhere in China and i as soon as i stepped in....

POLICE COME!!! POLICE COME!!!!
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after all those hand gestures and a lot of explaining....
it is PLEASE COME! PLEASE COME!

iphone - in house joke

Whahaahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................................

just when you think its a joke...

First Candidate:

Typical Mainland; very fair, quite tall, long hair, long fugly nails, talks a lot, very loud, easily amused, clingy, hairy, no table manners, like flowery clothings, fugly handbag, likes to party...

damm.............



or is it just me being choosy?



all i know is that the way she looks at me........she so want to PDW me. wahahaha...

just when i think i would not have to answer to anyone anymore..

Big Yan: You want to marry a China girl?
Me: ??.............. No. Do i have to?
Big Yan: Why not? You already got a girlfriend?
Me: No....yes....maybe.....dunno

Big Yan: Its not good to play around.
Me: Right....
Big Yan: In China, everyone your age is either pregnant or married by now.
Me: Good.
Big Yan: I arrange someone for you.
Me:.......... (i think i need to go through my contract again)...

When he say that, he wasnt joking at all. Straight away he called someone and talk in super-fast-forward mandarin, or what i think it is..

Here, you can actually choose a wife, just like going to the market only.. winks!

just when you think you know what pain is..

I just had another tattoo. A lot of people commented on it. Personally, honestly, i dont like it and i dont think i dont have much of a choice but to live with it, like any other decisions i`ve made. I should have realised it when i did my first one but i was at the phase where you know what you`re going to get into and yet you still go for it moments.


Cass: Does it hurt?
Me: It hurts so much it feels so good.
Cass: Like sex?
Me: Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better.....................
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Picture is not available here. Ask me if you really want to see.

just when you think you`ve seen everything..

Have anyone seen a real question mark?









































I know i have....










































dont ask me, i am as clueless like anyone else..

just when you think its not possible..

LOOK MUM!

I am blogging in China, the country with no freedom of speech!

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