another what-the-fuck of the day...

need i say more???

what the fuck??

i got spew all over my G Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missing pieces...

today is exactly 4 years since i received a jigsaw puzzle. :)

i started off with " This might sound a bit rude but i got no other intention but to know you. Is it okay with you? I`ll promise i`ll be good. Its justin by the way."

you know, somehow... i remember this day,next month and every month of it. and i appreciate it, heaps.

and you said this before to me, and today i want to let you know the same;

"I`m sorry i cant do great things but ill try to do small things in great ways. You do meant a lot to me and thank you for all that you`ve been to me... Love you lots and lots and lots and lots........"





just so you know, i framed that puzzle up and the frame dropped on me, of all days... today. scary.

Singapore

a very expensive weekend i would say..
not that i got a lot of money to begin with anyway.

there`s 3 main attractions; hot chicks, hot chicks and more hot chicks.

its very rare to see the whole country filled with 'plastics' walking around.

0o0o0o0o0o0oooooooooo.....................

shopping was breath-taking. they make Malaysia look like pussies.

almost everyone is holding a bag on the street. big brands!

Singaporean`s spending power is just like our Malaysian government. Simply spend only..

met up with emmoline the non alcoholic.

she brought me to Zouk. downed me with sour plum vodka. again and again.

and some bak kut teh after that..... that looks something like this;

taste like the pig intestine`s pepper soup. different. cant complain. when you are drunk and hungry.

Signs i need to get out more.. really

Top 5 winners:

number 5: i have both the time, and the inclination, to iron my undies.











number 4: my idea of a great promotion is completing a level on Metal Gear Solid 4.










number 3: talking to the fridge for dinner options.










number 2: i know the name of the pizza boy, and his shift for the month.










and number 1 is....................................................





got really popular with the garbage/recycling collector because of the number of wine bottles and beer cans i hand over every week.

just when i think ive forgotten...

for me, this is as close as proud can get.

just when you think life`s getting better..

of all people, why do you have to be the one that pissed me off?
you can do whatever you want; take my friends for granted, used them and making life difficult for everyone around you like they owe you. you`re so self centered and want everyone to adore you. you want to be in the limelight? i`ll give you some, you fugken bitch!

when you used my friends to pick you up for drinks..im fine
when you used my friends to pick you up for drinks then abandon them to chill with your other mates..im fine
when you drink my drinks.. im fine
when you ask my friends to wait up for you till the night ends..im fine

but why the fuck do you have to do it everytime?
why the fuck do you need them when you already have your own plans?
why the fuck do you need them when you already have your own plans, without them?
why the fuck do you even bother asking?

we dont mind buying you drinks..
we dont mind going out of the way to pick you up for drinks..
i dont mind honestly..

but why on earth do you have to claim that my best friend...... yours?!??

YOU FUGKEN COCK SUCKING TWO FACED SELF CENTERED MOTHERFUGKEN CHEAP ASS CUNT, I HOPE YOU FUGKEN BURN IN FUGKEN HELL, YOU FUGKEN USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!

you try too hard, you fugken wannabe.. i wish i could just pluck all of your barbie doll`s head and shaft it up your sorry arse.

GET A LIFE!, YOU FUGKEN BITCH!!!

and oh...please, dont tell anyone that i know you, ever..

just when you think there`s anyone to put the blame on..

Everytime i reach out for something i care about, fate comes along and snatches it away.

and they say weekends are the best..

Last weekend, i slept through Saturday and Sunday, waking up feeling like shit on Monday, sober on Tuesday and bored on Wednesday.


Weekends used to be fun...

This is how a perfect weekend should look like. feel like.

i bumped into my good ole` buddies..

Back in the days where both of `em satisfy me every day. Oh.. i dont know why i tried to let you go in the first place. Spent 3 days catching up while grannie starts her journey to the other side.



Im mourning...... Fuck Off!

Grandma..

Two days ago, you looked at me and hold my hand so tight trying to tell me something but im sorry i didnt get you. I just want to say "I love you, dont be scared and take care". I`m sure dad will take good care of you on the other side. Thank you for raising me up to be what i am today.



Now that you too are gone, I dont have to cry, for anyone, anymore..



Love always,
Your eldest grandson.

just when you think everyone is still in Malaysia..

Jade..........................................................................

Jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............................................

I am going to miss you so.........................

You`re my most weird, disgustingly sexy, adorable bitch i love to hang out with!

You entertain me, mentally......

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Please dont come back a Kiwi! or with one, for the record.

China Flashbacks..

China Pizza - Good Food

Baby Lobster - Weird Food








IV Drop - Too Much Food

And when you had a bad day - Drink Happy Juice

And always remember - Protect Circum Stance Being with Me

just when i think im going to jail..

I went to some seafood joint sonewhere in China and i as soon as i stepped in....

POLICE COME!!! POLICE COME!!!!
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after all those hand gestures and a lot of explaining....
it is PLEASE COME! PLEASE COME!

iphone - in house joke

Whahaahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................................