just when you think one is bad enough..

i used to laugh my ass off when my friend told me that his girlfriend ask him to get her something. sometimes its a pair of shoe, or jeans, or maybe a decent handbag that cant carry more than......more than... ... .. sigh..

like i was saying, shoes, jeans, clothes.. who doesn`t like shopping? i used to like..shopping and all, until i realised that my girlfriend is a bigger shopper than me. so, i decided to quit shopping, so that maybe she`ll quit too.... well, the world doesn`t work that way, especially hers.

my friend, chilli-slut, is a shopaholic herself.
i didn`t use to bother what she buys whenever i go shopping with her coz first of all, i`m not forking out money at all and i get to choose or critize it. its always the case..

chilli-slut: wei, this one nice or not?
me: noice~
chilli-slut; then this one leh?
me: noice~
chilli-slut: how bout this then?
me: noice~
chilli-slut: tee hee...yeah i think so too.. so which one?
me: ???

as you can see, it doesn`t make much of a difference if i really pick coz she only wanna hear what she wanna hear.

anyway, ive always known that designers stuff are exceptionally expensive but i never bother checking out the price and all coz i dont want to "afford" it.

speaking of designers, i went to LV the other day with chilli-slut to check out a bag simply because she had her eyes on a small decent bag, that took my breath away. well..technically.

its small. not really nice. for me, ill name it fugly instead of shirley. and it cost AUD1200++ and can only fit 3 pencils. and maybee... an eraser.

luckily, i`ve used up all my shopping skills and talked her out of it but i know i cant talk her out of the boutique,so i make her get something else instead, the damier speedy. the one she got is much nicer but yet it still cost a bomb. i personally think its ridiculous, but judging the look on chilli-slut`s face...it looks like its damn worth it.

on the other hand, my significant other, chubby-face, is as scary as anyone else. even when she`s at home, with her laptop and an internet connection, its not safe. she shops online. matter of fact, she does almost everything online. and if she says she wanna go shopping and look around, she`s lying. she`s already 80% decided what she wants even before stepping into the boutique. although i'm thousands of miles away, yet i still don`t feel safe.

i go through hell whenever chubby-face set her eyes on one of the items. its like you know you got no where else to run and hide, and the only way to get out of it is.....is....darn, there`s no where to get out of it eh? but i always try to buy time so that i can safe enough for it. after a few attempts, she`ll give up and get it herself. her latest collection, damier zippy wallet. and yes, it zips off the money just like that too.

if you put chilli-slut and chubby-face together...your headache will get a headache itself. they`re highly dependant on expensive canvas. but i still love em nonetheless.


.....till then, i think i got to live with it.