just when i think im going to jail..

I went to some seafood joint sonewhere in China and i as soon as i stepped in....

POLICE COME!!! POLICE COME!!!!
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after all those hand gestures and a lot of explaining....
it is PLEASE COME! PLEASE COME!

iphone - in house joke

Whahaahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................................

just when you think its a joke...

First Candidate:

Typical Mainland; very fair, quite tall, long hair, long fugly nails, talks a lot, very loud, easily amused, clingy, hairy, no table manners, like flowery clothings, fugly handbag, likes to party...

damm.............



or is it just me being choosy?



all i know is that the way she looks at me........she so want to PDW me. wahahaha...

just when i think i would not have to answer to anyone anymore..

Big Yan: You want to marry a China girl?
Me: ??.............. No. Do i have to?
Big Yan: Why not? You already got a girlfriend?
Me: No....yes....maybe.....dunno

Big Yan: Its not good to play around.
Me: Right....
Big Yan: In China, everyone your age is either pregnant or married by now.
Me: Good.
Big Yan: I arrange someone for you.
Me:.......... (i think i need to go through my contract again)...

When he say that, he wasnt joking at all. Straight away he called someone and talk in super-fast-forward mandarin, or what i think it is..

Here, you can actually choose a wife, just like going to the market only.. winks!

just when you think you know what pain is..

I just had another tattoo. A lot of people commented on it. Personally, honestly, i dont like it and i dont think i dont have much of a choice but to live with it, like any other decisions i`ve made. I should have realised it when i did my first one but i was at the phase where you know what you`re going to get into and yet you still go for it moments.


Cass: Does it hurt?
Me: It hurts so much it feels so good.
Cass: Like sex?
Me: Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better.....................
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Picture is not available here. Ask me if you really want to see.

just when you think you`ve seen everything..

Have anyone seen a real question mark?









































I know i have....










































dont ask me, i am as clueless like anyone else..

just when you think its not possible..

LOOK MUM!

I am blogging in China, the country with no freedom of speech!

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just when you think i............

happy birthday chubby...

just when you think its okay..

dear dear on board
im worried and paranoid, cannot sleep..

just when you think its a holiday..

today, is melbourne cup day. where people dress up nice nice and watch horses running the shit out of themselves so that they could bet on them. most of them dont even know what or who they`re betting on, especially drunkens.

i, myself, had to go work.. woke up early this morning, but before that, i called chubbyface..

ring ring... ring ring..
me: alo...
chubbyface: eh, i is going out, in the lift now, talk to you later. *click*
me: %^#$*&$. celaka..bail me..

i doze off right after that. when i woke up, its already quarter to 9. had to rush my ass off coz i thought i was late. got there, made my coffee and the next thing i know, i was drooling all over my desk. half past 10 and still no one to be seen. minutes later, tom the fat-muthafugken-greek-cunt appeared with his muthafugken-fugly-light-blue-cheebye-range-rover.

me: whats for today?
tom: why not just clean up and organize the place a little?

i wish to say..."you fugken call me in on a fugken public holiday just to fugken do this when the fugken boys can do it on any other fugken day?!?"

actually.... this is what i actually said..

me: okay..:)

*i ended up sneaking around, reading some gay magazine around the corner of the warehouse instead*

.........................................................the only horse im betting is "Firing Tom".

just when you think its just an hour difference..

normally, i wouldnt make a big fuss about the day-light saving shit but if you have your loved one away from you, it is something you might wanna be fussy about. and when i say far away, its really far. in my case, its roughly around 10,000 miles apart. 16,898 kilometers or 10,500 miles or 9124 nautical miles...to be precise.

9 hours difference is already making my heart ache, NOW its bloody 11 hours. indirectly, i stole an hour from her. suddenly, my longing thoughts now seems to feel longer..

just when you think im speechless..

everyday.. everyday, there`s ups and downs. some things you like to do, some you dont. some you like to hear, and some you dont. but im the kind who rather knows than not to. and as ugly as this may sound, im glad to know; not delighted nor happy; just plain glad.

i`ll learn to live with it coz what i know today... cant hurt me tomorrow; or anywhere close to that, ever. there`s some things i just cant say out loud directly to you. thank god for blogs.

















....................and just so you know, you`re worth more than that.

just when you think money is everything..

today was more like a gossip day. what happened, what never happen, what should happen also got!. people die every single day, but rich people dont die everyday. the headline today.. malaysia`s 3rd richest cunt and also one of aussie`s richest mate died. everyone talk about it as if its the end of the world. i got long long distance calls just to gossip what happened 4000 miles away from me. personally, i dont really care but i just wanna get into the "group" talk, in other word; gossip.

there`s a lot of things flash through me when i think bout death, i only i can type as fast as my mind. here`s a couple that i managed to capture..

- should have bought that cute lady across the table the other night..
- fug, i`d die for another puff of ciggie..
- hmm.....beer........
- darn, forgot to upload pictures on facebook..
- where`s my handphone?
- chubbyface, i love you still..
- pay car installment
- sze chuan......

since life is so short, im going to open up my feelings to people i love..

deep inside, im afraid. im afraid of losing everything im gaining now. i dont want to lose any bit of it. i miss melbourne already. i miss chillislut; and her cookings and every single moment of it. (i didnt say anything doesnt mean i dont care)

i miss my chubbyface, any way possible. left, right, centre, top, bottom, front, back. again and again. no matter how much you love me..i love you more. ive got a picture of you in my mind, so even if ive gone to heaven, ill make sure ill fall in love with the same person.

until my life is through, i want to thank you for everything. if i was given another chance, i wouldnt change a bit.

just when you think im fine..

ONE: malaysia is fugken hot! i really cannot take it! im easily frustrated when i come in contact with the bloody sun. if you think im a wannabe or exaggerating..wait till you see the "ma chan`s". they walk around with jackets, AND SOMETIMES PARKA`S!!

TWO: if ive been given a choice to choose between internet and everything else in the world.. i would fug everything else just to get online. firstly, to talk to my boo, then my ebanking coz i like to look at the figure in my account, then my other "personal" stuff. i think with the amount of times ive come to starbucks for the past week just to get my fingers on the keyboard, i can buy half of the cafe! ive tasted everything on the menu i cant even remembered which is which.

THREE: house`s a mess.period.

FOUR: its funny when you realize that people around treats you differently. you know its not the same but there`s nothing much you can say or do. even if you can, what are you gonna say? most of the time, i just give em a big smile. to juggle around with your social life with different kinds of friend isnt easy at all. being taken "advantage" is not as pleasurable, i wonder how other people can pull it off..

FIVE: im missing melbourne more than i used to. i miss getting up early for work. i miss sze chuan-ing with the gang. i miss going back after work, and get online and wait for chubbyface to wake up to talk to, coz it ends my day perfectly.

just when you think im not thinking..

its been raining for the past few days, heavily. and even work`s all hands on, i managed to daze into the mood and get myself into the "emotional" mode..it lasted for a mere second coz there`s always somebody yelling out my name every fugken minute.

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-inside my mind-

"hmm..i wonder if she`s sleeping now?, or still stalking ppl`s blog??"
"hmm.. i wonder if she got her socks on, the weather `s bad"

and sometimes...

"hmm.. i wonder if my porn has successfully downloaded?"



but most of the time...

"hmm... i wonder if she thinks of me now or not leh?"

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to be continue..