how does it feel like being a leftie..

The left side is often associated with awkwardness and clumsiness, besides faggot, no other leftie i know is clumsy. teehee..

In ancient China, the left has been the "bad" side. The adjective "left"means "improper". For instance, the phrase "left path" stands for illegal or immoral means. that explains why my grandma always hit me with a chopstick everytime i eat.


things i hate being a leftie..

paintball guns; the reason i didnt pick up this sport, it didnt feel rightwhen i rest the gun on my shoulder. plus, needing to wear the head gearwhich requires me to use contact lens to get my eye sight is a big 'NO'.

golf clubs; fugken swings. no matter how hard i try, it just feels weird taking the shot,and getting a left-handed set and stand on the opposite direction with everyone elsemakes it weird-er.
knife; if you cook a lot, you notice some bloody knife is for right-handed people. when you slice, it feels like you`re grinding through a block of rubber and the stuff willend up looking like minced meat rather than thin sliced.

mouse; computer was introduced back in the 90`s where i need to cross my hands to use thekeyboard and mouse coz the mouse cord is too short to pull over to my left hand, and if you noticed,all of the computer shop arranged the mouse on the right side and the pattern fits onto your right.initially, i wanted to make a difference but only to realised that there is no left handed mouse in the market back then.

scissors; pain in the arse. you all right handers try cutting using your left hand, or go buy aleft hand scissors and try cutting it with your right hand! fugkas...

writing; the worst of all muthafugkas.. since young, i used to waste a lot of books when i write cozi never fill it up fully in writing coz i need to leave a few space for my hand to rest down the bookto start writing coz the binding on the book always get into my way. if i dont, it will fug up my writing,making it look like a 3 year old trying real hard to write something. did cross my mind that if i lift my hands up a little, it might help but it ended up even worse, its like trying to write using my leg instead.and not to mention leaving the smeared smudge as you are writing, stamping your ink over the alreadywritten words, making it extremely difficult to read. and sometimes, as you are writing, you need to liftyour hand to recall what you have wrote to make sure your answer still relates to the question. lastly, ifyou`re a full time leftie, wearing a nice watch while writing is not a very good idea. trust me..

only put my right hand to good use when i wipe my ass with it..... ooooooooooooooooooo